From June 13 but on a different site.

Dear Burger King Executive that approved this:

First off I would just like to say that you're store in Milledgeville is a god-awful catastrophe full of people that can only undercook or a cheeseburger and overcook a double cheeseburger. An

d the chicken is almost always cold. I am surprised by the A grade they received. However, it is the health dept. not the chef dept. But moving on...

I am saddened by this recent fat-rocity, fat + atrocity, that you have created. It is a testament to the destruction of our arteries that America has become best known for. There was a time when I weighed between 215 and 220 on a bad day, and most of that was due to the fact that Your company, Sonic, McDonald's, Zaxby's, IHOP, Church's, Little Ceasar's, and a multitude of chinese restaurants all existed on the same strip that I traveled each day on my way to work. Each business offering less time consuming alternatives to making home cooked meals.

But the relationship I had with your company and its competitors eventually had to end. Since I cut back on all of the unnecassary junk food and pizza eating and doing a modest amount of exercising I've dropped down to between 170 and 175 on a bad day. Looking back now I am disgusted by the amount of fast food I once consumed. Its greasy and unattractive, qualities it shares only with old fat mobster types and hardcore pc gamers. Its never filling but always makes you feel like you've eaten too much, but that's simply because you guzzle an entire coke while eating it to wash it down before you finish chewing. Afterwards rather than going for a short jog or run, it instead implores your body to go take a nap. Fast food is a plague on the human race that, if purged, would be only shortly missed.

With that being said, I have made plans to visit and get two of these a week until the promotion ends. Keep up the good work.

Carlos

The Truth

So...if I am to understand this correctly:

Chick-fil-a CEO Dan Cathy (hehe, you're last name is a girl's name, sir) comes out of the closet as you're stereotyped gay-hating Christian and his company sees record sales in the wake of the media shitstorm. Which I have deemed a shitstorm due to the amount of anal leakage that was mistaken for words from both sides of the argument.

Lance Armstrong,

seven time winner of the tour-of-france (come on people...calling it the tour-de-france is like calling a cheeseburger a fromageburger. Granted the words tour and france are the same in both languages...come on, we're Amurecanz), finally stops fighting the legal battle (which many assume to be an admission of guilt) and donations to his cancer charity LIVESTRONG skyrocket.

So today I have decided that from this point on I am going to tell the truth.

Friends. I will not apologize for whatever I have done. Nor will I apologize for any of the statements I have made in the past whatever they were. My alleged actions, whatever they may be, are merely a fabrication of those who wish to take down what you and I believe to be self-evident. They are trying to bully me into yielding, and agreeing with whatever they are saying. So from this point on I'm going to focus on my side business and my recently started charity, both of which started about 5 minutes ago, but that I believe every one will want to contribute to and support. I'm sure whatever I said was offensive to some. And whatever I did may be considered reprehensible. But with your help I'm sure we can create a big enough media shitstorm that people to give me money for whatever stupid reason.

Thank You. America.

And keep up the good work.